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If 20th Jan 2017 does turn out to be end of civilisation and I spent the evening of the 19th making Ikea shelves, my ghost will be angry.
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@jamesjefferies they certainly don't get a free pass.
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@jamesjefferies felt I had to. Can't support an org working to take away something I am.
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@jamesjefferies already gone this week.
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Just to let you guys know that photo app that makes you look an anime is sending you IMIE to several servers in Chi…
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This is what the technology was created for, yeah?
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Jeremy Hunt's local council...
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@scissorkicks there's a Nando's at Beaconsfield now. End times etc.
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@joshtpm also surprising when it gets a sequel.
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Architect: What sort of office decor you have in mind sir?
Trump: You know the toilets in restaurants where tacos c…
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also his fingers were crossed so it didn't count and america's dad smells anyway
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It's more an attack on the selfishness and fear that poisons humanity, but sure, it can be about you if you want.
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Discovered a row of small stables and carriage houses behind a street of grand London houses that wasn't really there. Fake mews.
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*chef kissing fingers emoji*
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They are going to take away my (EU) passport, and I'm going to have to vote Lib Dem. What the fuck?
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Labour's neither one thing nor the other approach is useless in short or long term. It's support will drift away to LDs, UKIP ...
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UKvEU rhetoric won't go away with #brexit & if May delivers on immigration despite economic cost it will lay foundation for long Tory rule.