European. Lo siento por nuestros burros fascistas.
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Business dude sharks in at the last moment to board a crowded train you were queuing for ahead of you #britishthreatlevels
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Inspiring boy from a school I know... his brilliant future at threat from small-minded petty bullshit #wolverhampton
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Ever since Trump touched the orb his arms have been getting longer
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Awkward patio aside, the Lotus grill is definitely encouraging more BBQ
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pretty bad project management, they`ll never hit alpha at this rate
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Fig 1. Mega lo Mania, 1991. A videogame in which absurd god figures toy with the fate of humanity via a giant orb.…
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when you created the Muslim Ban and you're in a Muslim country
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If you’re a young developer in the UK here’s some career advice: register to vote & use it tactically to remove the Conservatives from power
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> to comply with universal provision. Now barely what- 2,3 years later?- it's being withdrawn. Utter bastards.
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> in some cases build them in, & take on extra staff at v short notice (the MO for coalition/Tory govt) at cost to nonexistent budget>
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One thing that makes me particularly angry about the removal of free school meals for KS1 is that many school had to redesign kitchens >
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Taxpayers subsidised £3.7 million in food & drink in last yr for MPs while Tories remove free school lunches for infants. #torymanifesto
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Always remember to switch the kettle on after you fill it with water if you want to pour boiling water onto your teabag
"Send in more brands he can't block all of them!"
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I suppose the person who suggested an equivalent "sounds terrible" button was fired.
This late night bus replacement service is exactly the way I wanted to get home.
@iamdanw My uncle was once chaplain of the seaman's mission in Rotterdam.
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YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL???
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rob zombie slamming baby metal haters is my aesthetic
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I didn't even believe myself on this one
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