Beachfox. The one who draws that art. Yeah, -that- art. https://t.co/9qWorW0hmi Content is often gay, profane, and NSFW. Pronouns: He/Him
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This riff on a sponsored tweet becomes an amazing sci-fi story thread about a near-future dystopia where the IOT co…
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"It sure was nice of you 3 gentlemen to let me wait out this storm in your mansion and --
Oh, I'm going to die, ar…
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@JayPhear Heavily tempted to make a black woman character to go sniping with, yes.
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Truth: I am preordering the shit out of Farcry 5. Hell yes.
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this website is free
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always the third wheel when I wear this
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see also: disaster narratives that ignore a century of research about how people usually respond with solidarity &…
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The average worker at my local In'n'Outs makes $15 ($14.50-$17.50/hour payrates).
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Well, there's stuff circulating on the internet that @farenthold has a Grindr account under the name "BBC Slutpig",…
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Taiwan reacts after landmark ruling in favor of marriage equality 🏳️🌈🇹🇼😭😍
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@arbitrarytiger My default response is: "Me. Just now."
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@Barky_Zarky Right, but in like five syllables max.
German word for mix of pride and miffed you get when someone responds to an original joke with "That's hilarious! Where's that quote from?"
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I love the PumaFolks dearly, but they smoke like chimneys. Which is why I'm down and out today with a toreup sore throat. Dammit. :/
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Writer's Tip: Try to think of a jolly good story and put characters in it that people that are super interested in and then write it good.
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Just Bubba things. @Swampwulf
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Hell yes. Alexei gets a show from a wide-hipped badger dressed as a cowboy. He takes off his underwear and tosses them to you.
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@Orcanist Cus you're too non-insane to want to get Internet Famous on purpose.
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