#Trumpton is a fictitious town run by an egotistic fool with a sense of entitlement - much like the #USA or post #Brexit Britain.
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If these Kippers represent British Values I'm a Dutchman.
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If only somebody had warned us, we could have called it "Project Fear" or something
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@politicshome British public call on @theresa_may to do more to tackle terror
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@Broadbeak 13 and a half cornflakes, and water
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Today I served my children a 7p breakfast. They called Childline
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@Bonn1eGreer @joe_weller_ All credit to this brav patreat for brinning the influcks of match offishals to the Mejias attenshun
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See no secrets
Hear no secrets
Tweet some secrets
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“Donald darling, would you mind not sharing all of our secrets?” said Rev. May. “Sure, I’ll tweet about it now” sai…
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It turns out this idiots family and friends reported him to the police, and yet your mother remains silent about you
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@paulwaugh Then I'll hold his hand and dance into oblivion together
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@MichaelPDeacon Welcome to Trumpland on a budget
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When you have to rely on the army
to keep your streets safe something has gone wrong
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Time is running out ...
#MrTrump #Trump #Trumprussia
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Although hindsight is a wonderful thing, is anyone keeping an eye on the Russians and the UK election?
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@TuckerCarlson @FoxNews Time for an idiot to have a go!
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@realDonaldTrump Is that in the Middle East?
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@seanhannity @ukipwebmaster @nbc @CNN Need a professional CV doing?
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@Alexpemberton @sbremner98 @SimonGosden @IsabelOakeshott Wife not talking to you this evening?
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@Alexpemberton @sbremner98 @SimonGosden @IsabelOakeshott One exclamation mark is sufficient
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