Comedy writer and stand-up in NYC | Political wonk | Gonzo journalist | UCB Student | Chosen for the NBC Late Night Writers Workshop.
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.@realDonaldTrump #AmericaFirst is the name of the isolationist, anti-Semitic national organization that urged the US to appease Hitler.
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Our faces for the next four years.
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Watching Hillary shake hands with Chaffetz, a man who did everything to oppose her but nothing to protect us from T…
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Besides Obama, Hillary Clinton received more votes than any candidate in history.
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Excuses for low turnout:
"We've got jobs." (but immigrants took them?)
"Scared of libs." (votes for guy who promotes violence)
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We assure you that any other GOP candidate wouldn't be protested so intensely.
Trump is uniquely flawed. This is not normal. #DisruptJ20.
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A subtle reminder for Trump supporters who are upset about #DisruptJ20.
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What are you doing #InsteadOfTheInauguration?
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Trump's administration is corrupt, but they are also inept. Get ready for 4 years of failure. #InaugurationDay
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I accept the will of the majority. The majority voted against Donald Trump and I stand with them today.…
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#ThankYouObamas for being mentors, for giving us the tools we need to find hope today, for showing us that change only comes through work.
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The best time to fight against fascism was 75 years ago.
The second best time is now.
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Our current Energy Secretary Ernest Moniz is a nuclear physicist. Rick Perry called the BP Oil Spill an "act of God."
Let that sink in.
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When Mnuchin makes mistakes on complicated paperwork, he asks for forgiveness. When his customers made mistakes, he took their homes.
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He is unstable. This man with loose lips and tweeting thumbs may push us into another war.
May God help us all.
1 days ago
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A feminist believes that men and women should have equal rights. I worry about any woman or man who isn't one.…
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Thank you to all those writing on the #RenameMillionWomenMarch.
It only proves how important and necessary the Women's March is.
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"The Electoral College was created so states wouldn't be ruled by the 'coastal elites.'"
*Elects the epitome of a "coastal elite."
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.@realDonaldTrump It seems gracious, but keep in mind it's nearly the anniversary of Trump retweeting a Jeb attack…
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Trump called Mar-a-Lago the "Winter White House," which makes his "Summer White House" the Kremlin.
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