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Today on Twitter:
- Argue that Bill O'Reilly's comment wasn't "racist."
- Ignore that a woman of color was dismissed based on her looks.
2 hours, 31 minutes ago
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Here's Bill O'Reilly's racist quote about Maxine Waters' hair, written out on his gigantic forehead:
3 hours, 58 minutes ago
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The Trump administration is deleting citations on #ClimateChange.
This is 21st century book burning.
6 hours, 18 minutes ago
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.@realDonaldTrump Thank you! This is a great reminder of that time Obama saved the entire American automobile industry.
9 hours, 43 minutes ago
Twitter for Android
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As we all wonder if democracy is dying, Paul Ryan's epic failure helped it live another day.
9 hours, 45 minutes ago
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.@realDonaldTrump Melania was finally free of her curse and vowed to never make another wish on the monkey's paw.
18 hours, 13 minutes ago
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.@realDonaldTrump After it was proven he colluded with Russia, he was led out of the White House repeating "Hillary, uranium, Obamacare!"
18 hours, 15 minutes ago
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.@realDonaldTrump Future history books: On 3/27/17, Trump had a Twitter meltdown. It marked the beginning of the end of his Presidency.
18 hours, 18 minutes ago
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NYC is one of America's proud #SanctuaryCities. Join us, donate and share.
Our voices can break walls.
22 hours, 19 minutes ago
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AG Sessions cut grants for sanctuary cities. NYPD spends $146K a day on Trump Tower.
If they won't protect us, we shouldn't protect them.
1 days, 2 hours ago
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Jared Kushner wants the government run like a business.
If it's run like his father's business, expect Trump to be in jail soon.
1 days, 9 hours ago
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At their meeting, Trump gave Merkel a bill for NATO. Merkel plans to treat it with the same respect Trump treats his bills and not pay it.
2 days, 2 hours ago
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Sean Hannity debating Ted Koppel about real journalism is like a 5-year-old debating his dad about the rules of the house.
2 days, 6 hours ago
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For 8 years, The GOP has been against things: Obama, Obamacare, abortions, Muslims.
To govern, you have to believe in something.
3 days ago
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New chapters in The Art of the Deal sequel:
1. Insult Your Way to an Unpassable Health Bill
2. Build the Wall and Make Mexico Pay Nothing
3 days, 23 hours ago
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Don't celebrate Paul Ryan not having the votes. Getting Freedom Caucus votes would make the bill even more inhumane.
4 days, 1 hours ago
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.@realDonaldTrump And within those 52 million uninsured are Trump voters who traded in their health for red hats.
4 days, 7 hours ago
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.@realDonaldTrump $274 billion to the richest 2%.
Trump is trading sick people for healthy bank accounts.
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.@realDonaldTrump CBO: 52 million uninsured by 2026. This is a great plan for rich people.
4 days, 8 hours ago
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Timothy Caughman's killer "hated black men since (he) was a kid."
This is the outcome when hate is empowered. Trump is the tipping point.
4 days, 9 hours ago
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