UCONN, Navy vet
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@DJSnM Do you think the acceleration/torque skewed the numbers much; Rather than slowly bringing it up to speed?
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@Laceyy07 When you need a sugar daddy to pay for your search for a sugar daddy 😂
Also looking forward to imminent tinder horror/comedy
1 days, 11 hours ago
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I can't offer any positive interpretation here. Communicating with Sauron is the most generous option. Seriously…
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@TIME Fixed this for you. *Turn on audio*
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5 days, 1 hours ago
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Yesterday was crazy. Today was crazier. And tomorrow hasn't even happened yet.
6 days, 11 hours ago
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"Excuse me, where's the lobby?"
"I don't know but here is some classified information on ISIS"
7 days, 17 hours ago
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Paul Ryan called for Hillary to lose her security clearance but I don't expect he'll have anything to say about this
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Defended my #PhD in #Bioinformatics!! #phdnera @yeo_lab
9 days, 12 hours ago
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God bless John Waters.
9 days, 22 hours ago
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The incompetence is coming from inside the building
10 days, 18 hours ago
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At least I won’t leave empty handed. A parting gift from @realDonaldTrump
13 days, 15 hours ago
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@Laceyy07 That's not a but, that's straight up a "turns out this dudes an asshole." So roast his ass more
13 days, 9 hours ago
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I miss the days when the biggest presidential scandal was that time Obama wore a tan suit
13 days, 13 hours ago
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That's bad, right? The president sending his private security force to fire the law enforcement official investigating him?
13 days, 10 hours ago
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Sally Yates definitely wasn’t taking any crap at her Senate hearing today. (By @ToddDracula)
14 days, 17 hours ago
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Preach, #SallyYates. Preach.
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Find you someone who looks at you the way Snoop looked at me after I won. #mtvmovieandtvawards2017
14 days, 23 hours ago
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A ten year old girl escaped an alligator attack by prying open the jaws of the 8ft 9in long gator. So...yes. Always…
15 days, 6 hours ago
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