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G'night, Twitter. #zzzzzz #YouKnowWhatYouDid #science
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When twitter is good
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Really enjoying this time-travel thriller, where a man stuck in 2013 tweets desperate warnings to his 2017 self, wh…
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The bomb dropped today in the middle of nowhere, Afghanistan, cost $314,000,000. (credit…
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.@JessicaChasmar @WashTimes Whoever wrote this did a piss-poor job. Swedish midwives don't perform abortions. No midwife does.
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@TheOneSoleShoe I've gone full-out cultural libertarian. That GunsForJesus stuff is BS.
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HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
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President Trump repeatedly used Twitter to tell Obama in 2013: Don't attack Syria
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Again: He will launch missiles in the name of dead children, but will not open our borders to the living. #hypocrite
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There really is a Trump tweet for all occasions
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The upside to the US bombing Syrian aircraft? New contracts for Russian aircraft manufacturers! #warmachine #followthemoney
Really excellent @michaelbd column on why, despite atrocities, the US should not intervene in Syria.
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Yeah. Of course.
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this Hannity tweet from 2013 is so good it should be enlarged, printed on a 10' by 10' canvas, and hung in a museum
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Trump will launch missiles in the name of dead children, but will not open our borders to the living. #Syria
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@TimFederle LIFE SENTENCE NO PAROLE
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Steve Bannon? Who?
He was a blogger who helped moved boxes into the Oval Office.
Just a volunteer.
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Bannon left the NRC to spend more time with his fascism.
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