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2018: STROBE LIGHTS
2019: STREET LIGHTS
2020: ALL OF THE LIGHTS,
2021: ALL OF THE LIGHTS
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G'night, Twitter. #DeweyWins #YouKnowWhatYouDid
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I wish this wasn't true.
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@MangyLover Ben Kingsley's Oscar should now go to Peter O'Toole.
Syrian #whitehelmets have saved 82,000 lives. But cinematographer who told their story in Oscar-winning doc cannot enter the US. #muslimban
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The @AP has posted the full internal DHS document that blows apart the case for Trump's travel ban:…
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I was recording the #oscars to a hard drive. This frame clearly shows that Warren Beatty was given the “Actress In…
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Thread: time for some Oscars theory. Player: Warren Beatty. Once made a 3 hour movie about Russians. Obviously this…
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Report from @JeffreyLAT backstage: Mid @LaLaLand acceptance, stage hand in wings said "Oh, f-ck. Oh my God. He got the wrong envelope."
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@JimmyPrinceton That's a 3 year old tweet.
OK and now here’s Barry Jenkins’ reaction backstage:
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@MarkHarrisNYC Anthony Quinn had the same thing happen at the 1991 Tonys
To be clear: #1 is what matters. It falls under the heading of "You had one job." Everything else flows from that.
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"...IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!"
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IF ANYONE FROM THE IN MEMORIUM IS STILL ALIVE PLEASE LET US KNOW
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Because Warren Beatty was given the wrong envelope. DUH.
He wasn't even gonna read it y'all. Warren Beatty woke af.
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