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Goodnight, Twitter. #YouKnowWhatYouDid
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@MomMilkshake I did that tonight. Tomorrow: Scotch
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@Rikki5582 my client's kitty has accepted me
@Rikki5582 You cut the camera just as the real action was starting!
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@RussEmerson I'll do my best.
@RussEmerson I'm going with forcible removal from office because his psychopathology gets Texas nuked.
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Instead of a letter tomorrow I wish obama would leave trump a faux birth certificate that says he's born in Kenya.
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@RussEmerson Noted for future reference. Because I want to be prepared.
The good news: if the government really is hiding evidence of aliens, Trump has so little self-restraint we'll know about it by Saturday
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@BigRMV @hboulware I gave up my car when I moved to NYC. Parking is exorbitant.
@CatsPolitics he always likes to sleep here.
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@hboulware I can only hope they're setting their *own* cars on fire, but I'm an optimist.
@Rikki5582 I rarely check twitter anymore but every time I do, another Trump pod person has emerged.
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Of course he did. What a fuckwit.
@RussEmerson Our Crumbling Infrastructure @hboulware
@RadioAnarchyVLR Now you tell me. I would have voted for them too.
@hboulware Well, we are a people who threw a shitload of tea into the harbor, so.....
Water Main Break Disrupts A, C & D Service
Amsterdam Av. & 162 St. sent water streaming into the 163 St Station.
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